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There are few things more fun than gaming quotes. Some people believe they're necessary to demonstrate the "feel" of a campaign. If so, we're in trouble, now. One of my old favourite quotes is from a page which no longer exists:Amber: "Where diceless role-playing means the GM can screw you over without faking the numbers."
Session Quote Examples were taken in no particular
Quotes are in order of campaign name, alphabetically or so.
"I should kill you now..."
"How do you bloink, Richard?" -
"Madness in great ones must not go unwatched." - Mandor
"No offense taken, Prince Caolan, I'm sure a son of Vey could only be using a figure of speech when calling someone else a 'Son of a Bitch'." - Morgan
"Given a choice, six out of nine winged serpents choose new Honey Behemoth." - Dave
"My client believes that if Aristotle had written The Amber Campaign instead of The Poetics, he would have said not, `Character is fate' but `Cosmology is Plot.'" - Jim
Fiona to Bleys after seeing Kali : "One of yours I suspect.""
"And where did you run into
|"I don't follow your logic, but I know what you mean." -- Steve to GM|
|The Borders of Sleep||Nick (Bard) - "Dammit, I wish I was conscious."|
|By Any Other Name|
|"Are you from here?"|
"I don't think so, no. I came here. I don't know how."
|Cracks in the Foundry||GM: "They invite you to dinner at the inn, with what little they have."|
Stef: "You get a crumb."
Jason: "A piece of toast and a pea."
(Taxes exist everywhere.)
|"What kind of a scream - pain, pleasure, fear?" - from A|
|"What would you say if I wanted a hug instead of being picked on tonight?" -Jill|
"I'd say this is like any other day of disappointment in your life." -Jason
"I need a favor. Well, actually, it's an order." -- Random
"We hope it is suitably inhuman." - GM on Chaosand
"Without ardent daily worship, Daeon is simply not Daeon." - Steve
"Redecorating with intent." -- Stormy
|"...as far as the seating, I thought I asked for the no pets position... You don't see me in here with the horse I rode in on." --- Prince Marduk (During Dinner)|
|Bleys: "You know Ben, it isn't regicide to wish we had strangled him in his crib. Really. I looked it up. It is lese majesty. Regicide is if we actually kill him. Which, for the record, I am not in favor of. Now a little lese majesty might go a long way toward preventing regicide, don't ya think? Besides, it was just Old Mink! What is a little psychoactive alcohol between brothers! It was funny wasn't it! Come on! Let me out!"|
|Random: "If it interferes with the universe, it interferes with me."|
|Dylana: "i like breathing.. i've grown rather fond of it over the years. it'd be a pity to have my own uncle remove that facility"|
|GM: "Like all the Chaosites, this one seems to have modelled his
human form after Brand."|
Bernie (player): "That's kind of annoying. Maybe we should send Flora to stay with them for a couple of months."
Herth shoots a pain-filled glance at God. "Is THAT why I had to be here?!?"
"You now have an inert Trump." - GM
"Next time you decide to open a trump gate between two different Patterns, please don't do it in the same shadow as me." from Dalamar.
|"Did Vixen cause you any trouble?" -- Felix|
"You mean, did she hit me in the face? Did she leave me unconscious and bleeding on the forest floor? Yes!" -- Whimsy
"I just saved Fiona's life. God, that hurts." from Claudia.
Blood, Old Wounds
|"I've dealt with demons, I've sold my soul to the Serpent, but I haven't really felt like scrubbing the dirt off until now." -- Quynn to GM, upon seeing Brand|
"How long have you been in the service of the great god Issek?" -Sterling |
"Six weeks, give or take a month." -random priest
my gosh! It's Quotes!
|(from Mike's Game)|
Ericol: "Do you remember what it was we said about Bardok?"
Narrator: "A name synonymous with evil throughout shadow."
|GM: "She looks unconscious, but that's only because she's lying limp on the floor."|
|"Go to hell, Fi, assuming that they've lowered their standards somewhat ...." -Cairbre|
Sleeping with the Enemy
|Adria: "You left Benedict in your other pants."|
|Geryon: "I'm just your local, neighborhood god."|
Tristan: #34;I'm so dead."
|They Might Be Redheads||Suhuy : [Examining an empowered knife]|
"It doesn't seem to be intelligent."
Dairmaid : "Well, it always was a little dull . . . "
|Things in Heaven and Earth||"I suggest you fuck the Unicorn, it's the only way to save yourself." -- Megan|
Kris Fazzari also maintains links to AmberCon and other quotes off her page -- check it out!
By Maya, very well-recommended as a good look at Eric's personality.
Max's Change by Zachary DeAquila.
Another piece of Amber fiction...
Check out her Poetry
based on Amber Characters
|a Daria/Amber crossover fanfic. Really.|
by the CoRE Module at Binghamton University
|Because Even Immortals Do Stupid Things.|
|Doesn't the Jewel of Judgment look JUST LIKE a piece of candy?|
Includes, 'How Many Amberites Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb.'
The Amber List Alternative... with Goswick stories, lollypops, sdadown, and all sorts of unusual diversions.
Aunt Flora answers your questions with the flair that ONLY Aunt Flora can manage...!
Also try All-Occasion Greeting Cards by Aunt Flora!
...if your parent has tried to destroy the universe [at least] once.
Last Updated July 20th, 2001