All The World's A Stage

You Know You're No Longer In Embassy Suites Or Marriot When...

I was much much more amused than offended. Our room didn't have this sign - I took a picture of the one in H's room - ours must have been STOLEN. Which is exactly what I would have done, had there been one in the room. As you can see by the charges listed, the "Dear Guest" sign is complimentary, obviously.